Woken up after a big night with that horrible feeling that you definitely did something embarrassing, but you’re not quite ready to find out what? You’re far from alone. From embarrassing phone calls to waking up in unexpected places, these might be some of the worst things people have done drunk.
Bianca B
“I got kicked out of an uber on the highway (no idea why) he left me on the shoulder so I called 911 to have the cops pick me up and take me home (they did).”
sarah
“I can’t talk about it i still feel sick thinking about it”
username
“Went out on saturday during football season so i was drinking heavily, by 7pm I texted my 3 bosses that I was quitting my job not going into work. Proceeded to then prob not going into work. Woke up to a s club @ At 5am my car so I definitely not going to make it 😭”
anon
“I’ve woken up in a random house and walked out to a family having their breakfast, dad goes the front doors that way 👉, longest awkward walk of my life 😭”
Lachlan
“Tried to type it but was too embarrassed. You’re not getting that”
anon
“Called my 84 yr old great grandma at 3am 16 times”
Sophie
“I once called my neighbor 210 times when I was drunk because I wanted to hang out I had to see him the next day outside and he ignored me”
anon
“I FaceTimed my situationship and projectile vomited all over my phone. He hung up and ended it over text 5 minutes later lmao”
Taylorleighgroce
“ordered 13 pasta bowls from dominos and argued with my mom for 2 hours the day after that it was her & not me (it was me)”
Zbby
“called this dude i saw ONCE for 40 mins 78 times and left absolutely DIABOLICAL texts (232 texts) in a span of 20 mins”
Ang 🙂
“Drunk called my dentist office and left a voicemail – I didn’t even know I did it till I went in for my next appt and they played it for me 😭😭😭”
DADA
“I lost my car. Like deadass lost it I can’t find it no more it’s been a week and it didn’t get towed”
Angela
“So, I don’t remember, that’s the problem”
Paige
“one time i texted a guy i was talking to ‘thanks for the ride home but atleast you got some road head’ and he said ‘you took an uber home last night’”
Rhi
“I was out in the city and needed the toilet so bad so I ran in to some five star hotel and peed in the elevator…i am now banned from that hotel 😭”
hayley parks
“I shit in a trash can in a side room on a cruise bc I couldn’t find the bathroom (it was right next to me)”
TANGERINEPEELE
“Fell asleep in my uber, dropped my pizza, peed my pants and woke up throwing up. Then crawled out of the uber to my house. Humbling is an understatement”
Deens
“I am totally not on probation”
Kczahsur
“a couple woke me up in the hotel hallway asking if I was okay, I was laying in the middle of the floor and only had one boxers.. I woke up and didn’t know what floor I was staying on or what my room number was, had to go downstairs to a packed lobby to ask”
connie
“I got up on an empty stage at a packed cocktail bar and club danced for 30 minutes in front of everyone. People were recording 😭”
Corale 🏠
“I went live on TikTok idk what I said or done but ended up banned 😭”
Rylie
“The worst I cannot explain but I once fell from a vip booth in a very popular club in Jersey to the GA floor. The whole club gasped. Then I went to a pool party bar the next day and like 15 people asked me if I was ok”
Aimee
“I wrote a song about my ex and sang it on Snapchat and put it on the public story 😭😭 that happened this weekend and I’m still traumatized.”
Ant
“Paid for another bottle with pennies.”
not brooke · Creator
“hey guys i’m so drunk i ended up in california right now (i live in arizona)”
ferris_200
“I don’t remember much, but my friend told me that at around 1:15am, Derek mystery came out to play”
Caitttlin
“I’ve done worse but apparently last night I walked, by myself, 20 minutes from the club back to my hotel and then slept on the floor instead of the bed”
anon
“I pissed the bed. Wasn’t my bed btw.”
Kirsten
“I asked for my uber drivers number but I didnt notice his wife in the passenger seat”
JJ
“I woke up in a relationship with two of my exes while in my situationships bed”
wheat becca
“i posted myself saying ‘i’m just scared you’ll reject me’ and then started crying to let it be by the beatles on my public story the other night”
Barbers Girls
“Not me, but my friend from college woke up in the butterfly enclosure at the zoo 😭”
nasuii
“I turned off the music & gave a speech at a party about how inspirational Abraham Lincoln was, but I was facing the wall the entire time… 😭 I didn’t remember until I was shown the video of it the next morning”
Nicole
“Girl, I woke up in jail, talk about hangxiety 😭”
3owlsinatrenchcoat
“I was having a conversation with my dad and accidentally pissed myself during it and didn’t even notice”
Sam
“I ran into a teacher from my highschool at lollapalooza, kissed her on the cheek and told her she was pretty. Then tried to get her to take a picture of me while saying I’ll be famous one day. Still lives rent free in my head almost 10 years later 😭”
sugarandsoulbakingco
“I get anxiety every time someone says ‘you look familiar’. I promise sista you are gooooodddd”
Aries
“I fucked up so bad I went sober for two years no details but you’re good”
meg bouillon
“Let’s just say my mom prayed over me because she thought I was possessed no further information”
Em
“I broke no contact after 3 years by commenting on his steam profile”
So, if you’re currently lying in bed replaying last night and wondering whether you can ever show your face in public again, take some comfort from this list. Chances are, someone has done something far more embarrassing and survived to tell the tale. Drink some water, put the phone down, and remember: the hangxiety will pass. 😅
