What’s the meanest thing you’ve said to a man? We’ve all had moments when the filter disappears and something absolutely brutal comes out. These women shared the meanest things they’ve said to a man, and some of these comebacks are savage.
PinkCupKates
My ex threatened me “I’ll tie you to the bed and set the house on fire” and I said “okay Eminem.” He punched me in the face but it’s still some of my best work
Dove
when my ex told me he hated my guts I looked him dead in the eyes with zero emotion and just said ” why cause you couldn’t reach them?”… first time I ever saw a grown man throw a temper tantrum 👌..priceless 🤣
Nickisx
The ”I will ask my dad to do it” is so real 😂😂
Linds
The FIRST TIME my sister met my ex, she looked him up and down, looked me at me and said “you can do better” then told him she can’t wait to meet his “upgrade”. 💀
Kenna Kreates 📚
My ex to our daughter “your mum probably told you loads of bad stuff about me”, my daughters reply “she never mentioned you” . Raised right 👍🏻
theresajermakov7
I’ve asked my husband who lit the fuse on his tampon
♱⃓ ❦ ☾ 𝙻 𝔢 𝔢 𝙻 𝔢 ☽ ❦ ♱⃓
he was SHORTER than me and giving me attitude. i looked up about two inches and said “uh huh, i’m hearing you but really not seeing you.” he was PISSED
jmasters7649
“You’ll never find anyone else like me.” “PROMISE??”
Zoe 🫷🏻🙂↕️🫸🏻
He asked me how I like my men, I said “i like my men how I like my tea, in a bag underwater”
Kleinky
When my ex asked me to have a child with him I quoted Regina from The Steve Harvey Show: “Not even if you were the last man on earth and the salvation of our species depended on it!”
Inariyue
A highschool friend of mine I met again after many years, he had lost all his weight and became really fit…he let it go to his head and started making fun of heavy people in the street. I turned to him and said ” I liked you when you were fat, you at least were kind then, now you’re ugly on the inside where it matters most” He froze up and really thought about it and ended up changing his ways and apologized for how he acted next time i saw him.
Montana Marie
I had a guy come pick up his order when I said his name for the order he said that’s not how women normally say my name and then he winked at me. My response was next time I’ll sound more disappointed and walked away.
Littlecruzy
During an argument he asked me when I started talking like that and who I was hanging out with. I said I’ve always talked like this I just dumb down my vocabulary for you. He got pissed lol
chaos_goblin
“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
Layla
My boyfriend called out of work last week because “his neck hurts and can’t move it all the way. It’s not safe to work” after having almost a whole month off prior (vacation + leave to take care of his dad) which his dad is fine by himself. I reminded him just in the last few years , I worked with broken ribs, twisted ankles to where I couldn’t even stand, a broken wrist, couldn’t even wipe my ass, still did every day chores and errands, never let me slow me down. Told him he’s just lazy and making excuses and no one feels bad for him and I don’t want to hear complaints when he doesn’t get paid. He got quiet really quick.
Mina
“babe I miss you. the big ones just hurt.” wait until you see the dots that he’s writing and BLOCK
Gabs🍁🎃👻
Is anyone else glitching
Hetake
“i was thinking…” “congrats”
Moira🇻🇪
i’m not using my free will enough 😭
elizabethgingersings
Pulled a one liner from Bob’s and adapted it while he was picking a fight. Told him the bar was in Hell and he couldn’t even meet it. He popped off with “You’re such a btch” I looked around confused and he went “What now!” I answered, “We knew I was a btch day one, I’m just looking for the lid to the mayonnaise jar to check the size of your bald spot. I think it changed and that’s why we have big feelings today.” He pouted for DAYSSSSS 🤣🤣🤣
Siren James
this is my current fav. lives on the hat I wear everywhere 🤣
TJ
A lot of these were hurtful even though none were targeted at me.
Tarah R
DOGS DONT ASK THEY LISTEN – ADDED TO THE BOOKS
Rayna
I didn’t say a word I just held up my hand like this🤏🏻
sandra
my fav is telling a guy “i hate that you look better with my eyes closed”
Emmi
I use to tell my husband all the time that he was only around bc I WANTED him around, I don’t need him around and if he wants me to have sex with him, he has to be the type of person I’d want to have sex with.
★MRS ZADA★
some dude told me my forehead was big (its literally not) so i used my fingers to measure it and showed him while saying “yeah you would think thats big”🤏
Ci
An ex once told me – in front of a mutual friend mind you, that I could afford to shed a couple pounds. I looked him up and down and said yeah about 200. Boy Bye. 👋 (the friend could not stop laughing).
Rebecca Messner195
My daughter told her boyfriend as they were breaking up “im sick of doing charity work”
Emily Charlotte🤍
I’m sorry I’m not recycling from 2025…..
K4m3lie
He told me to leave my own room, I told him “it’s my room you should leave” he ended up actually moving out of the house
kristenfaith89
When he said he wasn’t ready for commitment at 40 years old I said what the hell are you waiting for you’re half dead! He did not find that comical I said the average male lives to about 80 years old! Wake up! You ain’t got time like you used to! 🤣
Zarcou
My ex asked, annoyed: WHY IS MY PHONE SO SLOW?! I said: babe it’s normal it’s going to your speed 😇 we had an argument
Taygang
No because my fav thing to do when my ex calls me is to answer and immediately hang up😂
rhizalia2870
okay so this is two of them hehehe I was on a dating app got unsolicited photos two different men both were his first message. One I sent back a picture of a microscope(he blocked me immediately), the second I sent back a picture of a electron microscope
Sally Andruchow
I asked for king size not fun size
toasterbxth98
He said “what are we” I said ” we are farmers dun dundundun dun dun”
Mrs bova
My husband survived multiple deployment’s (despite being blown up) to Afghanistan, but the day I told him he was being a little bitch? Apparently THAT was his most traumatic tour. 💀😂
Feral
My dad: “Your mom was married with two kids at your age” me: “yeah, but look who she married” He hung up on me 🤣
Jessica
My toxic ex was gaslighting me and my sister took my phone and told him “sounds like you should go talk to your mommy” I didn’t care to tell her that he has an estranged relationship with his mom. I let her go totally unhinged wild
MsEmmaB
When my ex told me I’ll never get him back I told him ‘oh please, you’re already hard to want you can’t play hard to get too’
j3ster
when I was a teen, I had really bad acne, and I was hitting on a girl, and she just told me “talk to me when your face is not under construction” it’s been 20 years and I still think about that burn
ADHD
Im not a girl but I told one of my mom’s ex boyfriends “I may make bad decisions but at least I have the excuse that my brain isn’t fully formed yet, what’s yours?”
Mary Faulkner
Him: “I love you” Me: “thank you” 💅
blaze.stout
“At least I don’t have to read the box to make Mac n cheese” we’ve been together for 7 years. Been married for 2. 😂💀
andieeeecrz
the “asking my dad” thing works bc one time i asked my husband to do some repairs in our house and he was like we’d find someone else to do it (while on his phone playing some game) i immediately called my dad and he answered immediately and was ok with doing it no questions asked. Husband was visibly furious 🤪
GabbyHollowBloom
no smart ass comments from me I just married his younger brother 😏
Hazeybell
A guy told me I was to young to be driving while he was walking and I said and your to old to be walking because those hips pains will only get worse
🖤Baylee3rd3🖤
went out with a man in a wheelchair, found out he was married. Told him it was my fault for expecting him to be a stand-up guy💅😂
Allie
If one of my sons ever feels comfortable enough to make a weight remark about their partner in front of me. I’d hit him for her, make him leave, and she can stay for dinner. If he wants to act like a dog then he can beg for table scraps.
period._.jomama
I’m taking notes. Thanks ladies 😂
Sam
“I lowered my standards for you” 😬😬
Cait
My best friends boyfriend was pissing me off one day so I said “kind reminder. I’ll be at her wedding, you’re not even a guest yet”
Insomniantics
When I was little my uncle thought he’d be cheeky and ask me who my favorite uncle was (he was my only uncle). Without hesitation I said uncle Sean (my dad’s best friend). Sent him into a spiral saying that he doesn’t count.
Birch (Ceofnischa)
once I ran with this dude and we were both out of breath and he made the comment of “I’m in better shape than you” and without thinking (dont wanna change this!) I said “yeah what’s that a circle?” my friend who was next to us was holding back giggles
mixladybcosplay
When a man pouted at me I looked at his girlfriend and ask her, “do you find that attractive?” A girls girl, she thought about it and said, “mhmm no.” I responded to her, “girl me neither.” We laughed all over a picture with a fuzzy character 😂
Jordan M
when my man dose something i don’t like i say my future husband would never
Madds
I said “I’m done arguing with a man shorter than me” I’m 5’4’
maighdeann_roan 🇦🇺
One guy I knew was bragging to anyone who would listen about he was a model. I asked him if it was for before pictures? His face was priceless 😂
me
was at my best friends place at the time with her bf at the time and spent the night. woke up to him telling her she doesnt have friends and no one cares and she told him she had a friend literally sleeping right next to her. Without turning around I said im not asleep. Then turned and he looked like he had seen a ghost
BonnieParker
„You’re just like your dad you left to get some milk“ 👁️👄👁️
Kara
I told him he could be small or boring but not both.
Scarlettwolf32
He said just get the fuck out I said ok bye
KimmieCake
My daughter told the next door neighbor to be a real man and go outside. He would not stop crying about wanting to watch football instead of spending time with his kids.
d
one of my exs thought I was braking up with him when I said I needed space due to mental health and eventually had enough and said “yes , yes im braking up with you” he freaked out
leebit’s airfryer
Told a guy that the sour in sour patch lasted longer than him and he was so offended, like “clutching pearls” type offended 😅
Colleen Sacco
Stopping him mid sentence and asking if he ever wished he had a deeper voice
Kady Bowers
I said “i love you” to my husband. he responded “I love you more”. I told him he was absolutely right. he stared at me for a while waiting for me to laugh. when I didn’t, he responded with “and”, I just shot back “and what? take the the win its the only time I’ll ever say you’re right”
Savanna Whiteman
Anytime a male asks what im looking at, after looking them up and down I respond with “Im not sure im still tryong to figure that out”
Abbie
“I’m not mad just disappointed”
Liz Keaton
My ex asked me where all his friends get girlfriends that cooking and clean. I asked him where all my friends get boyfriends that pay all the bills.
Alexa
I usually think without speaking. We were at my ex’s families house and his cousin and her boyfriend were expecting an unplanned baby. The boyfriend asked her if she needed help with something and I don’t even think I was looking up from what I was doing and I told him “I think you’ve done enough, don’t you?” And when I looked up everyone was staring at me. I love my brain 🤣
Morrighen
“you should smile more” “would you smile if you had to deal with you every morning?” i was working front desk at a bowling alley and the old men were frequent and ALOT™️the guy ran the proshop. he did stop giving me shit after that however
Words_are_Hard
my neighbors 37 year old son still lived with them and he would pick on me at the time being 7 years old. This guy asked me where my shoes were and I said “when are the baby’s due and when is his due date” he had a beer belly lol
Mariah Lewis
Ask a man how old he is, when he answers use said answer to tell him he’s acting like a child (if he says 28, say he’s acting like an 8 year old, if 49 say 9 ect.) use when said man is acting like a childish child
Roomerz73
My ex said he was smarter because he’s been alive longer than me. I said” you’ve just been dumb longer.”
Frannie Pantz
I worked as a banker and an older guy was flirting with me. I said “I have a great relationship with my father” he didn’t know what to say after that 😏
Author JA Lafrance 🇨🇦
I had to purchase a car part. The man behind the desk tried to mansplain car parts. I asked him to give my a job so I could show him where all the parts where and explain what they were used for.
China (she/her)
if you had to ask if I got there, I didnt.
T.G.
One of my old coworkers told me that I was ugly. I then looked him up and down and said “are we having this conversation?”
Wise.kylika
My ex worked in D.C. and would say that he felt like a weak man with all these powerful people on work trips and when I found out that he was seeing someone else, I said “thank you for being the weak man I always knew you were”
MLFerris
Man I was dating telling me to keep what was between us quiet. I told him there is nothing between us. He left.
Kristen Moberly
I refuse to be lectured by someone I lowered my standards for.
user5573424791363
speak when spoken too they dont like that
𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕒👩❤️💋👩
yall are so much more creative i love it, my go to is just “you’re a fkin idiot” 😭
Arlene innes
my friend told my x yr an old man not a hard man!
LadyLake
I got this from a fantasy book. “You’re too cute to be so stupid.” I love watching some of them think real hard about that…
Camila Antonia
i love “that’s a big word for elmo”
arose11863
My ex’s dad call his wife rib and when my ex brought me home, he called me riblet for the first time because the whole Adam and Eve thing .i looked him in his eye and told him the artist always makes a practice before he makes a masterpiece and never talk to me again.
Q’Neshia Tweedy
My son’s dad said that he was the prize. I said “You forgot to add sur to the beginning.” He said, “Yeah call me Sir Prize!” I said it’s one word not two! 😏
Kayy
My husband asked me to do something. I told him no, then I ended up doing said thing. He asked me if that was hard? I told him it was harder than you. Let me tell you….this man was almost in tears 😂
suzieb7973
My husband told me once he didn’t like my haircut. I told him well I liked it better when you HAD hair!
Marilee
My ex told me I was using him for dick and money. Asked him what money? And nobody fucks me like I fuck me
Laura 🤪
Replied “you right girl, you right” when I was done arguing via text
Cara 📚🖋️💄🇨🇦
I recently hired a handy man to do all the projects my husband has half done around the house. My current favourite line is “don’t worry, I’ll just get Bruce to do it.”
RLC
“It didn’t go past my molars”
CAHEL🍊
I was like, “I was just a man who’s is mature enough to handle things, not just me all the time” and he was like “so you’re calling me immature?” And I said, “No, I didn’t say that.” And he went crazy and said, “NO, YOU’RE CALLING ME IMMATURE” so I said, “No, I didn’t but if the shoe fits, wear it Cinderella” HAHAHAHAHA he went ballistic and tried to break up with me.
appalachianlibrarian
The level they meet us at. When we need an ego check and when we think yall don’t have a good come back- yall prove us wrong [Tears of joy]
Trouble
A man parked over the line. We parked in the parking spot he took over and folded his mirror. He went to leave and realized, got out and hit my truck mirror. I hopped out and confronted him we went back and forth. I said “ looks like someone needs to go back to drivers ED.” He made excuses then sped off. I had a few other men die laughing, that’s why he sped off.
sparkyboxroom7
In high-school a girl would always tell me I need to shave daily. Ond day she told me again I looked at her and said, “You first” while pointing at her mustache 😂
N🌻
my ex sent me 10 reasons why he loved me and I answered with 10 reasons why I broke up with him
📚Joslin Lynn🐈⬛
This dude told me “ well someone is mad today “ and I looked at him and said “wait till your high exceeds your ego then talk to me” and it’s way funnier knowing the fact I’m 5,1
Nicole
“You’re acting more like a girl than me!” 😅🤣😂
Rogue
When I was breaking up with my ex and told him he was coming home to me and the dogs being gone. He threatened to take me to court for the Rottweiler. I said “Go ahead, I’ll just help your wife get alimony” Best bet he shut up and didn’t take me to court for the Rottweiler. Pic of dog with me this summer (5 years later)
Rockostic
back when I was in highschool a boy in my friendgroup that I laughed with like every day said to my other friends that I wouldn’t make him laugh at all. I just started acting like I had to laugh so he’d laugh too and it worked. He laughed until I saw tears in his eyes immediately after saying that and my friends never believed anything from him again
toebeans
One time a guy asked if I was single and I said yes, what about you? He said yes and I said I can tell😂😂
WatkinsClan
“I’ve got love for you, but I’m not IN LOVE with you”
Kintrek
i told a customer “I know God created man before woman but you have to have a rough draft before the final masterpiece” and walked away from him. my supervisor was hiding around the corner listening to the whole conversation and ended up giving me a high 5.
Anah
“You sound so much like your mother.”
Homestead of the Hedge Witch
If I had felt it I would have told you to stop…. referring to my pregnancy
cam_bakr
😂 if a woman ever says “ that’s big feelings for Elmo” to my face I STG
Not Now Norman
a guy once asked ‘do you know why I want to talk to you so bad?’ and I responded with ‘because your right hand blocked you?’
✝️📚Chelsea📚✝️
A guy was talking to me and couldn’t stop stuttering, and I said “come on buddy, use your big boy words.” this was in 8th grade. He left me alone after that.
scarletstudio7
“if your trying to impress me this is not the way to do it.” me a 17 year old girl to my 34 year old coworker when he was throwing ice across the floor like skipping stones. I kept pick it up because because we were scolded by our managers and told to stop doing that. (I never participated) he then admitted to having a crush on me and I looked at him in disgust and said “ew, not a chance it hell”
🇵🇷Deliah40📚Author📚
My narcissistic ex boyfriend still complaining about child support and I just told him “aww it bucks to be you..”
daena98
“Do you think you sound smarter the louder you get” RAGE BAIT 🪝
Melissa Michele McMi
Not me, but i had a coworker’s bf insult her, and her response was “I’ve been called worse, like your girlfriend” i still think about it
DisneyQueen
In the middle of the break up he came crying to me about losing me and asked how I was so ok without him. (he cheated multiple times and was emotionally abusive) i looked him up and down and told him “woman up and get your ass off my porch” and slammed the door in his face he wasn’t very happy
Katie Alice
On one of my YT videos, someone said I was “faking”. I replied with “like you can tell when a woman is faking”
Madi 🦋
“You’re temporary, but I’m forever” said this to her current boyfriend and she will marry him
TessaRedfern
My fav that I actually used quite a few times😭”You know what? How about you jump from your IQ right on your EQ and if you can survive then we can talk like actual adults”😂
Rapugzal Marie
I said, i can walk you to the water, but i cant make you drink it.
ȘŽ-JUICYBOXX
“Do you ever wish your voice was deeper?’
HuntingirlJT
I once told my partner to “leave the room and come back without the attitude” he did it 😅
suzakunora
i said to my fiance „you should be proud of yourself cause your behavior makes it impossible for me to be writing comments like this” and he responded with „ez”
Courtney Robertson
“both our heights start with a 5 calm down” is DIABOLICAL 🤣🤣🤣
Jilly 🌻
My mom’s favorite “you just repeated what I said, did you think that was an original thought?”
Kaytea_and_the_tatertott
New Year’s Eve and a guy that was trying to chat me up walked back up to me yet again with a friend. Friends “he wants his New Year kiss” me “so kiss him” and walked away.
christinecobb5
Someone once asked if I was avoiding them, my reply ‘No I’m ignoring you’ and hung the phone up
👑
Said he should start listening to my advice since he is my charity case ✨ (I am the one that has the money)
sera // zade
“do you actually think I would even look your way even if I’m single?” *look up & down
Trace
“I like your pixie haircut”
Mari ☆
my ex situationship from when I was 14 sent me a message I think 3 or 4 years later from a new number saying “Hi, I just wanted to say that Im sorry for what I did”, I didnt know it was him, so I thought about the last situationship I had and it was a girl, so I sent “Samira????” (her name) and when he replied with “no” and his name, I laughed so hard, I didnt even remeber him at that point 😅
Julie
i told him i lowered my standards for him… 😅🤭
anna_miasverison
I told my boyfriend (ex boyfriend now) we need to break up and he was like “can we still hang out and talk” and Im like “sure yeah” then I immediately blocked him on everything 😁
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟 ɹǝΛs,ıʞo˥𓄋
not mine but “You used words today. they weren’t the right ones but you did it!” 💀💀
Mary🎗🇺🇲NAVY MOM🇺🇲🎗
my go to favorite is ” first off experiment 649 “
Tammy Sewell
he kissed me and then asked, how was that. I said , it felt like I was kissing a chair.
Mahrukh Siddi
I offered my arm hair as donations for his facial hair transplant and asked if that would make him feel better. (Different guy) sent an unsolicited pic I asked why he sent a picture of his thumb. In all fairness it did look like a thumb in the thumbnail.
rachel
My ex used to tell me all the time ‘I’m trying’ when it came to him seeing his kids. I got fed up and started saying ‘keep trying hun, you might achieve something one day’
Courtnie ♡
“I don’t have the time or crayons to explain it to you” is one of my personal favourites
